So after months of voting, the Mouse Guest Weekly Disney World Attraction Tournament has reached the finals. It comes as no surprise that the two most popular attractions in the tourney are the Pirates of the Caribbean and the Haunted Mansion, however I can’t help but to give my two cents.
While I personally adore both of these attractions, and I certainly recognize that they hold iconic status among the Disney fanatics out there, these two are not the best rides ever produced at Walt Disney World. In fact, they are not even the best examples of their own individual concepts. Pirates of the Caribbean, and even the Haunted Mansion to a lesser extent, is a much better experience at Disneyland. It’s longer, more immersive and original. At Disney World, it is only a copy, and a cheap one at that.
During this week’s Mouse Guest Weekly podcast, Eric (co-host) calls these two attractions, “the pinnacle of Disney Imagineering”. I beg to differ. From what I can tell, these aren’t even representative of the pinnacle of the ideas they are based on. In fact, they are more representative of one of the most puzzling criticisms of WDI. If you are going to take a concept and copy it for another park, why water it down? Why make it a lesser version when you know the original is a masterpiece? Shouldn’t we try and improve a concept and not dilute it?
Well, the answers to these questions can be seen in the results of this tournament. People don’t care that Florida got cheap versions, but to call it a great example of what Imagineering has achieved is not at all accurate. It would be more accurate to call it an example of Imagineering being rather unimaginative. They could have “plussed” these great concepts, but instead they “minused” them.
So what would the two finalists be in Dave’s world? Certainly a top attraction would have to be originated or at least perfected for Walt Disney World, if not unique to it. It would have to be immersive, eye-popping, and loads of fun. So rather than name just two, here’s a list to choose from of attractions that fit into the above criteria…
The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror
Spaceship Earth
Expedition Everest
Kilimanjaro Safaris
Space Mountain
Splash Mountain
Mickey’s Philharmagic
The Monorail
Test Track
The Great Movie Ride
All of these attractions are either Disney World originals, or as in the case of Splash Mountains and the Monorail, improvements over the Disneyland version. To me, these are the true essence of the best Walt Disney World has to offer, and not lesser representations of the essence of what Disneyland has to offer. (If I were picking, it would be the Tower of Terror and Splash Mountain.)
Don’t mistake what I am saying here to mean I don’t like the Pirates or the Mansion. That’s not my point at all. In fact, I would say they should both be in the Elite Eight. I just would not make them a finalist since they certainly do not represent what makes Disney World so wonderful, or even what makes Imagineering great.